"I will literally pay you to stop talking."

Why Should I Worry
Billy Joel - Oliver and Company Soundtrack
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weirdiehyenas:

jamestiberiusthorson:

One of the best underrated Disney songs.

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yeah-disneygeek:

mickeyandcompany:

Main Street USA around the world (by Disney Tourist Blog)

Click on the pictures to see from which Disney Park they are from.

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Florence meets Merida (x)

silvarbelle:

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

Ain’t no dinosaur big enough to throw as much shade as Dr. Ellie Sattler does.

chromatographic:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

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Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

gameraboy:

Let’s take a ride on the Peoplemover on opening day of New Tomorrowland on July 2, 1967. You’ll see a couple of amazing Mary Blair murals, Adventures Through Inner Space and the Monsanto House of the Future.

clannyphantom:

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Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/